After six years of boring, steady dating, Beyonce and Jay-Z are supposedly tying the knot. Finally. The musical pair were legally wed yesterday after taking out a marriage license in upstate New York. An eye witness tells People:

"It was just the two of them. They were very polite and smiling as they filled out the paperwork. They were holding hands for a while. They looked really happy."

No word yet on an actual marriage proposal or an elaborate white wedding, which has to occur within the next 60 days for the marriage to be legit.

The lack of planning seems odd, given the buckload of money Bonnie and Clyde have to spend on this shiz.

Which got me thinking ... yesterday was April Fool's Day, people.

Could this be Beyonce's and Jay-Z's way of getting back at the media for all the false engagement and split rumors???