"Britney is like this Tennessee Williams tragic figure. The fatter she gets, the weirder she gets, the more I love her. I found her moderately appealing in the late 90s, but now I would marry her in a heartbeat."

Says Moby, in a recent issue The Sun of his unlikely (but somehow, likely) crush.

Tennessee Williams, by the way, was a gay twentieth century playwright from the American south who had an abusive father, a controlling mother, and a schizophrenic sister. Tennessee suffered from temporary paralysis, self-loathing, alcoholism, amphetamine addiction, and died randomly by choking on an eyedrop bottlecap.

So basically, he was a pretty lucky guy.

I can totally see where Moby was going with his comparison... Southern roots/"country", check. Controlling mother, check. Amphetamine addiction, check. Hates himself, check. Family history of mental illness, check. Gay tendencies, check. Alcoholism, hmm...

Check.

Moby does have a point - Brit Brit certainly has more complexity than anyone woulda given her credit for back in the "Baby one more Time" days!

But is he infatuated enough to help the popwreck resuscitate her career and life??