Knocked up in '07

1. Nicole Richie

2. Christina Aguilera

3. J-Lo

4. Jamie Lynn Spears

5. Jessica Alba

6. Halle Berry

7. Lily Allen

8. Poppy Montgomery

9. Valeria Mazza

10. Kat Von D.

Gave Birth in '07

1. Naomi Watts

2. Isla Fisher

3. Bridget Moynahan

4. Heidi Klum

5. Tori Spelling

6. Keri Russell

7. Marcia Cross

8. Melanie Brown

9. Amanda Peet

10. Helena Bonham Carter

Best 2007 Weddings & Engagements

1. Eva Longoria + Tony Parker

2. Josh Duhamel + Fergie

3. Katherine Heigl + Josh Kelley

4. Rebecca Romijn + Jerry O'Connell

5. Usher + Tameka Foster

6. Ellen Pompeo + Chris Ivory

7. Heidi Montag + Spencer Pratt

8. Eddie Murphy + Tracey Edmonds

9. Ali Larter + Hayes MacArthur

10. Rose McGowan + Robert Rodriguez

Biggest 2007 Break-Ups

1. Justin Timberlake + Cameron Diaz

2. Kate Hudson + Owen Wilson

3. Jessica Simpson + John Mayer

4. Heath Ledger + Michelle Williams

5. Sean Penn + Robin Wright

6. Leonardo Dicaprio + Bar Rafaeli

7. Carrie Underwood + Tony Romo

8. Lindsay Lohan + Riley Giles

9. Laurie David + Larry David

10. Padma Lakshmi + Salman Rushdie

Best '07 Dating Rebounders

1. Justin Timberlake - from Cameron Diaz to Scarlett Johansson to Jessica Biel

2. Lindsay Lohan - from Samantha Ronson to Jude Law to James Blunt to Robbie Williams to Calum Best to Riley Giles to Heath Ledger to Spencer Guilbert . . . yes that was all in ONE year!

3. John Mayer - from Jessica Simpson to Penelope Cruz to Cameron Diaz to Minka Kelly.

4. Kate Hudson - from Owen Wilson to Dax Shepard to Heath Ledger.

5. Heath Ledger - from Michelle Williams to Helena Christensen to Kate Hudson to Lindsay Lohan.

6. Jennifer Aniston - From Vince Vaughn to Paul Sculfor to Orlando Bloom and then back to Vince.

7. Pamela Anderson - from Kid Rock to Tommy Lee (again) to David Binn to David Spade to Rick Salomon to...?

8. Tom Brady - from impregnated girlfriend Bridget Moynahan to Gisele Bundchen.

9. Britney Spears from J.R. Rotem to Isaac Cohen to Howie Day to Criss Angel and possibly back to J.R. Rotem (not to mention her flings with music video extras and paparazzi).

10. Paris Hilton - from Stavros Niarchos to James Blunt to Josh Henderson to Alex Vaggo and back to Stavros ...though I'm not sure Paris qualifies for this list since "rebound" is simply her dating style!

Best 2007 Scandals

1. Loony astronaut Lisa Nowak's diaper-induced, jealous attempt to murder her ex-lover's girlfriend

2. Anna Nicole Smith's shocking death and the Larry Birkhead v. Howard Stern custody saga that followed.

3. Athletes: Barry Bonds major home-league record overshadowed, Marion Jones' Olympic medals confiscated and Floyd Landis' Tour de France Champion title stripped due to their performance-enhancing drug convictions. Michael Vick's dogfighting conspiracy.

4. Politicians: Idaho Senator Larry Craig's sex scandal, resignations by Attorney General Alberto Gonzalez and Bush advisor Karl Rove. Iranian president Mahmoud Ahmadinejad's anti-gay stance and former Pakistani Prime Minister Benazir Bhutto's assassination.

5. Racism: Don Imus's "nappy-headed hos" slur about female basketball players, Duane "Dog" Chapman's a racial slur re: his son's girlfriend.

6. Sex: Antonella Barba's and Vanessa Hudgen's Nude Photos, R. Kelly's child porn charges,

7. Drugs: Amy Winehouse, Foxy Brown, George Michael, Snoop Dogg, Tom Sizemore, Owen Wilson's overdose.

8. Rock 'n' Roll: Nick Hogan's and Lane Garrison's Fatal Car Crashes. Britney Spears' head-shaving & breakdown. 9. Feuds: Rosie O'Donnell vs. Elisabeth Hasselbeck on The View, Isaiah Washington vs. T.R. Knight, Lauren Conrad vs. Spencer & Heidi.

10. Mugshots: Lindsay Lohan, Paris Hilton, Nicole Richie, Nick Hogan, Foxy Brown, Michael Vick, Da Brat, Jessica Sierra, Michelle Rodriguez, Jason Wahler, O.J. Simpson, Mischa Barton.

Looking forward to in '08

1. Sex and The City movie!

2. WGA Strike Resolution and Aftermath

3. What will Britney and kin do next?!?

4. Will Jennifer Aniston and Jessica Simpson find love?

5. Will Lindsay maintain her sober lifestyle?

6. Will Owen Wilson recover and get his life back in order?

7. Will the Beckhams burn out? Do another steamy photoshoot? Move back to England?

8. 2008 shows return to television, including Lost, American Idol and 24

9. Will Spencer Pratt and Lauren Conrad Reconcile??

10. Will the future President be Obama, Hillary, or Giuliani??

2008 Predictions

1. Brangelina Will Adopt Again!

2. Jessica Biel and Justin Timberlake will Split!

3. Weddings for Vanessa Minnillo & Nick Lachey, Jay-Z and Beyonce!

4. Paris Hilton will become a mom (but will she adopt or find a sperminator??)

5. Eva Longoria will get Pregnant!

6. An expose on Tom & Katie: are they real or not?

7. Engagements for Nicole Richie and Joel Madden, Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz, Reese Witherspoon and Jake Gyllenhaal!

8. Ultimate Bachelor George Clooney will Finally Settle Down!

9. Janet Jackson and Jessica Simpson will both gain and then lose another 20 pounds!

10. Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag will split for good!

On Wednesday night, while most people were dressed up like cats or vampires or fairies, Ashley Olsen was trying on her own costume - the much-much-younger-woman getup. She was spotted in the lap of Olympic bicyclist Lance Armstrong, according to a New York Post source:

The 21-year-old twin showed up to the Rose Bar at the Gramercy Park Hotel Monday night with Tory Burch's ex, Lance Armstrong, 36. Our bar spy said, "They came together with a group of friends. Ashley drank red wine, sat on his lap and they were making out all night. They left together around 2 a.m."

Revelation: No wonder things fell apart between Lance and his most recent ex, Tory Burch - she's 41! No wonder Lance and Sheryl Crow called off their engagement! Lance isn't ready to be married and have kids - he wants to date them!

Another odd couple seen out and about this week: Owen Wilson and Jessica Simpson. The two were spotted at the Huntley Hotel in Santa Monica Sunday night, acting so romantical that onlookers told Life & Style, "It was definitely a date. They were doing their best to avoid being photographed." Before heading back to Owen's Malibu home, the date was already getting steamy, according to another source: "He couldn't keep his hands off her," a witness tells the mag. The two Texans allegedly hit it off earlier this month while visiting Austin to appear in a video with Willie Nelson, and have since been spotted together on two separate occasions.

Revelation: No wonder Nick Lachey's and Jessica's marriage fell apart! He wasn't tortured! Since divorcing the jock in 2005, all of Jessica's male interests have been the total opposite of Nick. Adam Levine, John Mayer, and now Owen Wilson - all three men with that sort of "tortured artist" edge that a co-dependent southern gal could fall for. Then again, my personal opinion is that Jessica and Owen's publicists put them up to this to get both their careers back up and running. Regardless, I'm sure Owen doesn't mind having to spend time with his new "drug"!

Finally, the real shocker: Madonna and Tupac almost had a baby together, according to Lucy O'Brien's new book "Madonna: Like an Icon." The NY Daily News reports:

O'Brien says Madonna, in her mid-30s, "desperately wanted children and had various relationships with unlikely men." The singer's friend Alison Clarkson recalls when she was briefly dating Tupac Shakur, one year before his death.

"She was going out with him ... but homegirls were saying to him, 'I can't believe you're going out with a white girl,'" - so she got dumped!

This isn't necessarily new information though. In 2004, Blender.com's list of the "33 Things You Should Know about Tupac Shakur," dedicated #27 to Tupac's "special" relationship with Madonna:

"He and Madonna were friends. maybe more than friends..."

In his tell-all biography, Got Your Back, Tupac's former bodyguard Frank Alexander suggests the two slept together: "We were watching a talk show, and they flashed a picture of [Madonna's ex-boyfriend] Carlos Leon and Madonna walking into a New York building on the screen. 'Pac said, 'You know, that used to be me.'"

Revelation: That's all Tupac's bodyguard knows? I thought guys liked to brag about these things?

"Unlikely Couples" is certainly the phrase of the week!

Angelina Jolie has been talking about her sex life. She recently told a British magazine that she has only slept with four men. FOUR. This severely challenges the view most people in the world have of Angelina Jolie. To us, she is an at-times bisexual seductress who publicly makes out with her brother, chews her lover's lip in the middle of the red carpet, and wears viles of his blood around her neck. News of Angie's sexual modesty comes, ironically, within days of another story about her sexual past - but this one is about how she played with knives during sex at age 14 because the sex alone "wasn't enough." But don't worry, Angie said she put her masochism behind her when she became a mother: "[motherhood] was the biggest change in my life and made me feel complete. I learned to accept responsibility for myself, my children and my partner."Well one thing's for certain with this one - ya sure can't call her boring.

Alicia Silverstone gets naked for vegetarian causes. Unfortunately, she also gets in trouble for it. Citing indecent nudity, Comcast Cable has pulled the plug on the PETA commercial which debuted in Houston and Dallas this Wednesday. Kind of a bummer for PETA and especially for Alicia who, sadly, would probably would have benefited even more from the ad than PETA. The actress, whose career has been lagging ever since the Clueless days, says what she loves most about vegetarianism is that "physically, the effect has been amazing."Physically, the effect has been amazing. Now watch the commercial and then try to repeat that line with a completely serious face.

O.J. Simpson is a f%$king retard. The guy gets acquitted in one of the world's most outrageous murder scandals EVER. And then, despite the knowledge that people all over the world despise him (and that the families of the two people he "probably" murdered spend every day plotting revenge), he writes the cocky book "If I Did It" which details the murders as if they are based in fiction. Finally, NOW, rather than tiptoeing around the legal system that so graciously bowed down to him 13 years ago, he has the audacity, greed and stupidity to march into a Las Vegas casino and steal freaking sports memorabilia??? And possibly kidnap someone?? And assault someone? With a deadly weapon??! The meathead's explanation for his behavior is that he was "only recovering items that had been illegally stolen from him."Ugh. Deeeeee- sgusting. Here's the good news though - there is a chance OJ really will end up back in jail - for life! Click here to read more about his charges for "11 offenses, including two counts of conspiracy to commit kidnapping with a deadly weapon, two counts of robbery with a deadly weapon and assault with a deadly weapon." Here's hoping!

Incriminating photos of champion boxer Oscar De La Hoya, or rather "Miss Oscar De La Hoya", have been flying around the internet since x17online published them on Wednesday. The boxer's lawyer has insisted that they are not real, stating that they must have been digitally altered and requesting that they be removed immediately. For the time being though, x17online stands by their photos. We'll have to see whether the authenticity or the fraudulence of the photos is proven first...

Kate Moss may have gotten rid of infamous party-aholic boyfriend Pete Doherty, but his partying influence has stayed intact. The supermodel has been hitting the party scene hard since their split, even getting so trashed at a party in London this week that her designer dress was torn in three places by the time she headed home. Good thing she is a fashion designer - Kate's dress actually looks like it could have been styled that way on purpose!

Hollywood has not been the same since Lindsay Lohan went back to rehab. The girl who rehab insiders say is "getting better every day" has finally admitted her problem with drugs and alcohol, started to eat again, and even made up with her dad. Despite all of the ridiculous press attention her father has been vying for, Lindsay has put her trust back in Michael Lohan. The two have grown so close that they attend AA meetings together and even pray together...for Britney Spears. Yes, Michael and Lindsay Lohan pray for Britney Spears. Lindsay is just flooded with inspiration these days and when she isn't praying for people, she writes song lyrics because when she gets out of rehab she is going to be a sober rockstar.

Tabloid redundant Kim Kardashian's ass is all over the gossip blogs again. She is still only famous for having a very, very large behind, her power hooligan attorney dad Robert Kardashian, and friends like Paris Hilton. But one of these days we will actually see the reality show she has been talking about forever - which will be "a peek inside her private family life" - a family that includes stepbrother Brody Jenner. As much as Brody is probably a total scumbag, I have to say, I wouldn't mind seeing more of his face on screen...

Kanye West can stop crying about losing "Male Artist of the Year" to Justin Timberlake now that he has won his album sales battle against rap rival 50 cent. After weeks of trumped-up hype that seemed more like a publicity stunt to boost both rapper's sales, Kanye's album "Graduation" has come out significantly ahead of 50 Cent's "Curtis". We probably won't catch video footage of 50 cent throwing a tantrum over his loss, but then again, we might not be seeing him at all. The east coast rapper told a hip-hop site this month he'll retire if he loses the battle: "If Kanye sells more records, I'll no longer write music. I'll write music and work with my other artists, but I won't put out anymore solo albums."Personally, I'm calling his bluff. What do you think?