"5:30 p.m.: Order Thai delivery and jerk off while watching Around the Horn on ESPN." I just... I mean... Oh, God, ple...

From today's installment of the always-pretty-easy Gatecrasher: "Which singer turned Broadway star is miserable along ...

This spring will bring the first new Blind Melon material since Shannon Hoon (hippie) shuffled off this mortal coil. B...

Everyone knows the story about the Three Blind Mice. Well, here's one about three blind cats. Veteran cat rescuer Debi...