Austin Powers: Jimi Hendrix deceased, drugs. Janis Joplin deceased, alcohol. Mama Cass deceased, ham sandwich.

Dr. Evil: Do you like your quasi-futuristic clothes Mr. Powers? I designed them myself.

Alotta Fagina: Some sake, Mr. Cunningham?
Austin Powers: Sake it to me baby!

[last lines]
Austin Powers: what say, you, we go out on the down and swing, baby? Yea

Austin Powers: Yeah, baby, yeah

[filling out a form]
Austin Powers: Name? Austin Danger Powers. Sex? Yes please!

Austin Powers: Allow myself to introduce... myself!

Austin Powers: Judo chop!

Austin Powers: Actually, my name is Austin Powers. Danger is my middle name.

Austin Powers: Does that make you HORNY?

Austin Powers: Do I make you horny? Randy? Do I make you horny, baby, yeah, do I?

Scott Evil: I hate you! I hate you! I wish I was never artificially created in a lab!
Dr. Evil: Scott, that hurts daddy when you say that. Honestly.

Alotta Fagina: In Japan, men come first and women come second.
Austin Powers: Or sometimes not at all.

Dr. Evil: Begin the unnecessarily slow-moving dipping mechanism!

Basil Exposition: Austin, the Cold War is over!
Austin Powers: Finally those capitalist pigs will pay for their crimes, eh? Eh comrades? Eh?
Basil Exposition: Austin... we won.
Austin Powers: Oh, smashing, groovy, yay capitalism!

Austin Powers: Allow myself to introduce... myself.

Dr. Evil: Finally, we come to my number two man. His name? Number Two.

Austin Powers: Well, no offense, but if that is a woman it looks like she was beaten with an ugly stick!

Austin Powers: Smashing, baby

Austin Powers: Wait Vanessa, I can explain. You see, I was looking for Dr. Evil when the Fembots came out and smoke started coming out of their jomblies. So I started to work my mojo, to counter their mojo; we got cross-mojulation, and their heads started exploding.

[Looking at the man that Austin Powers had drowned and left in the toilet]
Cowboy: Jesus Christ, boy! What did you eat?

Dr. Evil: I demand the sum... OF 1 MILLION DOLLARS.

Austin Powers: [holding Scott hostage] It seems the tables have turned again, Dr. Evil.
Dr. Evil: Not really. Kill the little bastard, see if I care.
Scott Evil: But dad, we just had a breakthrough in group.
Dr. Evil: I had the group LIQUIDATED, you little shit! They were insolent!

Austin Powers: My name is Richie Cunningham, and this is my lovely wife, Oprah.

[Austin tries to resist to Fembots]
Austin Powers: [muttering] Baseball, cold showers, baseball, cold showers.
[One of the fembots stands over him and opens her legs]
Austin Powers: Margaret Thatcher naked on a cold day! Margaret Thatcher naked on a cold day!

Austin Powers: Its time to swing, baby.

Frau Farbissina: Send in the FEMBOTS!

Easily Fooled Security Guard: [Hypnotized attempt at a British accent] I brought you your orange SHER-bert.

Therapist: We have some new-comers here today. Please say hello to Scott and his father Mr... Ev-ille?
Dr. Evil: Evil, Actually, Dr. Evil.
The Group: Hello, Scott. Hello, Dr. Evil.
Scott Evil: Hi, everybody.

Austin Powers: Dr. Evil, do you really expect them to pay?
Dr. Evil: No, Mr. Powers. I expect them to die.

Dr. Evil: This is Frau Frabissina, founder and leader of the militant wing of the Salvation Army.

Austin Powers: Ooo, Behave!