[Angela is about to submerge herself in a bathtub to transport herself to Hell]
Angela Dodson: How long?
John Constantine: As long as it takes.

Angela Dodson: I always denied I could see.

Angela Dodson: When we were girls, we would leave each other messages in light... and breath... on the windows.

John Constantine: I need you to leave...
Angela Dodson: Okay.
[heads for her room]
John Constantine: ...the apartment.
[waits for her to leave and looks down at cat]
Angela Dodson: Be careful with that cat.
[cat meows and Angela begins to close the door]
John Constantine: God, I hate this part.

Midnite: [shouts] You know the rules of my house. [normal voice] While here you *will* abide by them.

Angela Dodson: Hold the door. You going down?
John Constantine: Not if I can help it.

John Constantine: [choking] Smile pretty, you vain prick!
[He moves aside, givng the possessed girl a view of the mirror; the demon flies out of her and is trapped in the mirror. Constantine looks over his shoulder and flips it the bird]
John Constantine: For your boss.

Midnite: [laughing, to John, regarding Chas] Take him, John. Kill him after.

[first title card]
Title Card: "He who possesses the Spear of Destiny holds the fate of the world in his hands."
Title Card: The Spear of Destiny has been missing since the end of World War II.

[Satan interrupts the ceremony]
Gabriel: Lucifer!
Satan: This world is mine - in time.

John Constantine: [whispering into the ear of a possessed girl] This is Constantine. John Constantine. Asshole.

Chas Chandler: This is Kramer. Chas Kramer. Asshole.

John Constantine: Not bad, kid.

Vermin Man: [just before he attacks Constantine, who is coughing blood on the sidewalk] Hey, buddy, got a light?

Midnite: [holding the lamp containing the glowing filament of the smashed bulb] Are you sure about this?
John Constantine: No.
[Midnite electrocutes him, John screams]

Gabriel: Son of perdition. Little horn! Most unclean!
Satan: [nostalgic] I do miss the old names.

Satan: [his last lines] No. You will live, John Constantine. You will live so will have the chance to prove that your soul truly belongs in hell. Oh, you will live. You will live...

[first lines]
Father Hennessy: I think... I think I found you one.

Satan: So what do you want? An extension?

Angela Dodson: Can you at least point me in the right direction?
John Constantine: Yeah, okay. Sure.
[Constantine points to door of apartment]

John Constantine: Officially, I was dead for two minutes... but when you cross over, time stops. Take it from me, two minutes in hell is a lifetime.

John Constantine: [about God] He always had a rotten sense of humor. And his punchlines are killers.