Ashley: [to Ronnie and Kale] What took you so long?
Kale: We were upstairs playing.
Ronnie: Video games!

Ronnie: [whispering] Help me...

Ronnie: I really *really* love your neighborhood.

Ronnie: [repeated word, emphasizing pronunciation during a Spanish class presentation] Quizas. [class laughs]

[Talking to Ashley at the door, both overwhelmed by her hotness and beauty]
Kale: Say "Hi," Ronald.
Ronnie: Hi Ronald

Ronnie: [after knocking over camera] Do you think anyone heard that?
Kale: Yeah, my deaf aunt in Omaha heard it.

Ronnie: Man, I was in your closet for like two weeks. I gotta take a piss.

Ronnie: Dude you havta see this I got like my whole great escape on video!

Ronnie: [breaking into a car] This is a lot harder than it looks on the Internet.