Willy: Who wants to play with Willy?

Peter: I want flabby grandma arms!

Lucy: Holy shit, a talking beaver!

Lucy: [Reading a hidden message on a painting] "So lame the hair of Tom"
[Looks toward a painting a Tom Hanks with his long hair in "The Da Vinci Code"]
Lucy: Wait. "Lame." "Lame" is a - "Lame" is a seven-letter word.

Peter: [Talking about the frozen White Bitch] We will create a democratic society, and give her a fair trail, and...
Captain Jack Swallows: [Jack Swallows come rolling by on the wodden wheel and runs over the Bitch] [In the distance] Take that, Bitch!
Peter: [pauses] Ah, screw her anyways.

Edward: [in his old age] Chuck Norris rules.

Lauren Conrad: Nice hair, Rogue.

Silas: [to White Bitch] Beat me like Bobby beats Whitney!

Bink: [stabs Edward] Take that, Kumar!

Harry Beaver: May I present the kings and queens of Gnarnia! Peter the Heroic. Susan the Just. Edward the Loyal. And Lucy the Dumb Shit.

Peter: [while urinating in the snow] Look! Nicole Richie! [camera shows a stick figure with hair]

[last lines]
Borat: Jagshemash! You did it! You make moviefilm have happy ending.
[Captain Jack Swallows comes on his wheel and runs Lucy, Peter, Susan and Edward over]
Borat: NOT!

Nacho Libre: NACHO... cheese Doritos are delicious!

Peter: Badonkadonk.

Peter: Monobrow! Monobrow! [clapping excitably] King wants a monobrow!

Susan: [Lucy is cleaning doorknob] What are you doing?
Lucy: He wanted me to polish his knob.
Susan: Dumbass.