[Robbie hurts himself during limbo]
Robbie Stewart: Ow, my achey, breaky back!

[repeated line]
Miley Stewart: Ya think?

[repeated line]
Roxie: I have my EYES on you!

[repeated line]
Miley Stewart: Sweet Nibblets

Jackson Stewart: [to Rico, after he criticized his surf shop, saying IHOF,international house of failure] Or, IHORPWAFAS, international house of reasonaly priced water... and fries and stuff!

Ashley: [appears At Front Door] Hi, hi!
Miley Stewart: Ashley, are you lost?
Ashley: [comes in, starts laughing] Miley, you are so funny. I always liked that about you!
Miley Stewart: Mean girl say what?

Jake Ryan: He has an American girlfriend named Miley.
Miley Stewart: Weird guy say what?

Miley Stewart: Learn to love his flaws?
Oliver Oken: Like the adorable way he steals water from little girls?

Miley Stewart: [after learning Oliver has lost the key to their handcuffs] RUN.
Lilly Truscott: FAST.

Miley Stewart: [about an award] This is my true dream, to be on live T.V. and hold my own Booty

Miley Stewart: Well, he needs to help me, cause I won a Booty
Lilly Truscott: Good, cause you need one

Oliver Oken: [key breaks in hand cuffs] Uh Oh!
Miley Stewart: I hate when he says uh oh!
Robbie Stewart: Yeah, it’s almost as bad as when he thinks!

Miley Stewart: [Lily enters] Well look who showed up. Were all of the other concerts in town sold out? Cause I know you wouldn’t pick mine first, or second, or LAST!

Miley Stewart: I have to have these shoes!
Oliver Oken: Why?
Miley Stewart: They are shoes, I am a girl, do the math

Miley Stewart: [talking to Rico after he offers her a free ticket] Teeny Meanie Weenie say what?

Guillermo Montoya: I thought you put the tennis in Tennessee...
Miley Stewart: Yea and I kinda just left it there.

Guillermo Montoya: And who might your friends be?
Miley Stewart: Well, Gui, this is Lola Loftnagle. And this is...
Oliver Oken: [looks at microphone stand] Mikestand. Mike. Stand. Ley. Mike Standley. The third.
Lilly Truscott: And hopefully the last.

Miley Stewart: MOO YAH!

[from trailer]
Dolly Parton: Being a teenage girl is harder than walking through a balloon shop with a porcupine purse.

Miley Stewart: He loves me. He loves me not and now I need more petals!

Miley Stewart: Lilly! Less squeaky, more sneaky!

Oliver Oken: Oww! You pulled out my only chest hair!

Queen Elizabeth II: Simon have we just been punked

Robbie Stewart: Sweet mercy! That woman makes a snail look like a cheetah!

Jackson Stewart: [trying on a pair of sun glasses] I am the Jackson-ater. These will not be back.

Oliver Oken: So, how did it go with Josh?
Miley Stewart: Oh, well he loves Hannah Montana and were gonna get married! How do you think it went donut?

Robby Ray Stewert: Maybe you should shave that furret off your face.
Robby Ray Stewert: I will after you shave yours!

Robbie Ray Stewart: Not another word about this!
Miley Stewart: Fine. How about three?... I hate you! [runs off about to cry]
Robbie Ray Stewart: Miley? Miley Rae?

Jackson Stewart: Or are you not ready to let go?
Robbie Ray Stewart: Excuse me?

Miley Stewart: Listen, you one-hit bobblehead!

Mikayla: Miss Hannah, I am taking all your fannahs.

Hannah Montana: It is so great to finally meet you! I am a huge fan!
Mikayla: Yeah, I hate you.
Hannah Montana: Thanks! I feel the exact same... what?
Mikayla: Your voice is stingy, your music is stupid, your outfits makes me wanna puke on them, but it looks like somebody already did.

Lilly Truscott: But the mall has cute clothes!
Miley Stewart: But the beach has cute boys.
Lilly Truscott: To the beach!

Traci: Asta la pasta!

Cooper: I am going to tell you something nobody outside my family knows.
Jackson Stewart: You still drink Shirley Temples?
Cooper: They are fruity and refreshing.

Mr. Corelli: [picking countrys to demonstrate world trade] Well, we have Okenland, Sarahtopia, Lillitania and...
Miley Stewart: [puts hand in front of face] somebody else... somebody else...
Mr. Corelli: Hello! [waves at Miley] Milantis
Miley Stewart: Uh... you see... today is a Milantian holiday... Banks... post offices all closed... please respect our traditions.

Oliver Oken: Oh, Lilly tell you mom to wear that dress she wore at my folks Christmas party. She looked so hot... [Lilly and Miley give him weird looks] liday-ish... very festive... gotta go [walks off]

Lilly Truscott: Booger check!
Hannah Montana: Uhh, you are so... gross!

Jackson Stewart: What you see is what you get. [strikes a rock star pose]

Lilly Truscott: Wow, that was weird.

Jackson Stewart: Hey Hannah, I thought my little lady here could use a suvenier.
Hannah Montana: Jackson get out of here! [throws a roll of toilet paper]
Jackson Stewart: For you. Told you we were tight. [gives Miley/Hannah the evil eye]

Miley Stewart: next tme try something with sleeves and deodorant [plugs her nose]
Jackson Stewart: If you got it flaunt it!

Hannah Montana: [to Jackson] Captain Hormone!

Lilly Truscott: We do do that... what?
Jackson Stewart: You said, "do-do"!

Miley Stewart: Got any questions?
Lilly Truscott: I have 2. What the hecky is a herkey?
Lilly Truscott: And 2, if one of these is a pom-pom, does that make 2 of them a pom-pom pom-pom?
Lilly Truscott: These are the questions that haunt me

Miley Stewart: Got any questions?
Lilly Truscott: I have 2. What the heck is a herkey?
Lilly Truscott: And 2, if one of these is a pom-pom, does that make 2 of them a pom-pom pom-pom?
Lilly Truscott: These are the questions that haunt me

Jackson Stewart: [says to Oliver] So it was a lot of water and some unidentifiable sludge, get a tetanus shot and buck up little camper.

Jackson Stewart: [talking to Oliver] So it was a bunch of sewage water and some unidentifiable sludge. Get a tetanus shot and buck up little camper.

Lilly Truscott: Go Team! Throw The Ball! Go Team! To The Mall!

Miley Stewart: [during tryouts] And slide and slide... and do the butterfly... and dip and dip... and shake my little hips... I want you and you... to cheer it with me too!

Lilly Truscott: [during tryouts] You may be good at football... you may be good at track... but when it come to basketball... you might as well step back.

Miley Stewart: [as Milo, a boy] Easy Otto.
Lily Truscott: [as Otis, a boy] aw-tis, oh-tis.

Lily: Robbie Ray hurt us [pounds chest] Hurt us deep...
Miley Stewart: Way deep, man. [pounds stomach] In the gut.
Kevin Jonas: And then he lies to us... how bogus is that?
Joe Jonas: I feel so used.
Nick Jonas: You? [points to Joe] I shared my nachos with that guy!

Miley Stewart: Hey bro!
Jackson Stewart: Junior. [points to himself]
Jackson Stewart: Freshman. [points to Miley]
Jackson Stewart: No bro, gotta go.

Lilly Truscott: Use your muscles Oliver.
Oliver Oken: They’re in my backpack.

Lilly Truscott: You can so totally do that!
Miley Stewart: And you can totally shut up!

Oliver Oken: [Lily grabs Oliver at chest] Easy on the pecs! They pop.

Miley Stewart: [to Lilly] When you talk do you hear it, or is it like a big roaring in your ears?

Miley Stewart: When you talk do you hear it, or is it just a big roaring in your ear?

Oliver Oken: No no! My love is bigger than my disgust... and your... black drippage.

Miley Stewart: [about gum chewing] Why? Does it bother you? It really turns off some people. They love me, but I disgust them!

Miley Stewart: Either you have a great idea or you really have to go
Lilly Truscott: Oliver is about to get totally turned off by Hannah Montana and I really have to go [runs off quickly]

Oliver Oken: Good-bye, my love. [rips off a gum-covered picture of Hannah Montana and another is behind it]
Oliver Oken: Hello again!

Miley Stewart: Anything?
Oliver Oken: No, in fact this is kinda awkward.

Miley Stewart: Either you have a great idea or you really have to
Lilly Truscott: Oliver is about to get totally turned off by Hannah Montana and I really have to go [runs off quickly]

Lilly Truscott: Ah, man, you made me miss his muscles... his zombie slaying muscles.
Miley Stewart: Lilly build a bridge and get over it.

Jake Ryan: So Hannah, what do you think of the script?
Miley Stewart: Well, love everythang... except for page 41.

Miley Stewart: Lilly, I am trying to tell you something!
Lilly Truscott: What? That your pants are too tight?

Jake Ryan: So Miley. Will you go to the seventies dance with me? [girls gasp]
Miley Stewart: Yes
Group of Girls: No!
Miley Stewart: I mean no!
Group of Girls: Yay!
Jake Ryan: No?
Miley Stewart: Yes I mean no!
Group of Girls: Huh?
Miley Stewart: Now you cheer.
Group of Girls: Yay!

Jake Ryan: Hey Miley, wow, you look great!
Lilly Truscott: Really? I think she looks like a FIRETRUCK.

Lucas: Did you see that? That was a move.
Oliver Oken: Not just a move... that was a Hair Touch move.

Jackson Stewart: Oooo! Wrestling and brownies? Who died?

Jake Ryan: ...and that’s when I said, no Mr. President, you rock.

Miley Stewart: Lilly you dropped something.
Lilly Truscott: What?
Miley Stewart: Your dignity.

Robbie Stewart: [to a reporter to which Miley revealed she was Hannah and Miley was pretending not be Hannah by pretending she is] Last week, she was the Olsen twins. Both of them! Talk about a Full House!

Miley Stewart: Sweet nibblets.

Chocolate Bunny: [to Jackson eating a carrot] Can I have a bite of that... big boy?

[after being busted by Oliver]
Miley Stewart: Dad, we need a new warning system!
Robbie Stewart: I did everything but cover you with

Oliver Oken: But soft! What light over yonder breaks wind?

Jackson Stewart: So it was sewage water and some unidentifiable sludge. Get a tetanus shot and buck up little camper.

Oliver Oken: What light through yonder window breaks wind?

[after quoting Romeo from Romeo and Juliette]
Mr. Corelli: Man, that dude new how to pick up chicks!

Inga: God dag. Hur står det till?

Miley Stewart: [to Lilly] When you talk do you hear it, or is it like a big roaring in your ear?

Miley Stewart: Actually, lets go to the beach.
Lilly Truscott: [Getting yanked by Miley] But the mall has cute clothes!
Miley Stewart: But the beach has cute boys!

Miley Stewart: [making animal noises] Whoo-whoo, caah-caah, chchchchch.
Amber: What are you doing?
Miley Stewart: A chipmunk, duh!

Oliver Oken: [Walks up to Girl] My Robbie name is hi [back up] No... wait... [steps forward]
Oliver Oken: My Oliver name is hi.

Miley Stewart: [has to parasail in a chicken suit] You are one evil little boy.
Rico: No time for flattery.

Oliver Oken: [about to walk into the cafeteria] Wait, I forgot something.
Miley Stewart: What?
Oliver Oken: My name!
Miley Stewart: It rhymes with trolley.
Oliver Oken: Oh I need more than that!

Miley Stewart: [has to parasail in a chicken suit] You are one evil little boy.
Rico: Too late for flattery.

Oliver Oken: Oh, so Becca Weller wants to take a ride on the Olly Trolly? DING... ding... a-ding-a-ding-ding.

Jackson Stewart: everybody dance everybody sing everybody have a chicken wing

Lilly Truscott: A Grilled Cheese Sandwich Would Have Picked That One Up!

Robbie Stewart: Miley told me about Ollie’s trolleys little de-railment

Miley Stewart: This is gonna be Oliver’s first girlfriend since kindergarten. [holds back lughter and looks at Lilly]
Lilly Truscott: Look! I only held his hand because I wanted to borrow his crayons! It was the 64 pack, WITH THE SHARPENER!

Miley Stewart: [pretending Jake is mocking her] What are you doing with Willis tonight? Hot date on the... teetertotter?

Lilly Truscott: Your gonna have to face him sonner or later.
Miley Stewart: [thinks about it] i chose later [turns to leave]
Lilly Truscott, Oliver Oken: [block her way]
Miley Stewart: [turns back around] Fine, but i can just hear him now,"hey Miley, what are you and willis doing tonight, hot date on the... titertotter.

Miley Stewart: Who sprinkled drama queen in your oatmeal this morning?

Miley Stewart: [about Willis] How can you be 11?
Lilly Truscott: And three quarters...

Miley Stewart: You said you were graduating!
Willis: I am!
Miley Stewart: Elementary school!

Miley Stewart: Admit it Jake. You like me.
Jake Ryan: So. You like me. Just say it.
Miley Stewart: No you say it.
Jake Ryan: No you.
Miley Stewart: No you.
Miley Stewart: [they kiss]
Miley Stewart: [smiles]

Miley Stewart: [after not scaring The Cracker away] [weakly] Miley like a puma? Hi Ya? Miley run like a puma. [She and Lilly run off]

Lilly Truscott: Well in California, we do do that here.
Miley Stewart: [Jackson and Cooper snicker] What?
Jackson Stewart: You said do-do.
Miley Stewart: Grow up!

Lilly Truscott: Oliver, you naive, simple boy... with a very good point!

Miley Stewart: Gotta tell Dad.

Miley Stewart: Bunny man say what?

Agent Kaplon: I have orders to keep Hannah Montana in this room... [referring to Sophie]... orders from a 7-year-old. Tomorrow we go to Make-A-Moose. [makes moose antlers with his hands] Wheeeeeeee!

Hannah Montana: [as Miley, talking to Jackson] My life is complicated enough, the last thing I need is more drama. [turns around to go into house]
Jake Ryan: [stands up] Hey Miley.
Hannah Montana: Helloooo, drama.

Mikayla: I still hate you.
Hannah Montana: Hate makes you ugly. Oops, too late.

Miley Stewart: Great. My life is in the hands of Count Chesthair.

Lilly Truscott: [about Luanne] She seems nice.
Miley Stewart: Yeah, and a Venus Fly Trap seems like a pretty plant... until it throws you down a well.

Luann: [to Lilly] Good job, Gumdrop!

Traci: [after her voice has been insulted by Luann] I have a deviated septum... [snaps her fingers] and I own it.

Lilly Truscott: Next your gonna be saying "she sees dead people"!

Miley Stewart: [calling Oliver after getting herself untied because Luanne tied her up] Oliver, I need your mom to drive me to a Halloween party NOW. [Oliver responds]
Miley Stewart: Yes, you can come.

Jackson Stewart: [while playing video games] Watch out Grandma, I got the po po on my tail!

Lilly Truscott: I wish we got an A on the project, what do you wish for?
Miley Stewart: Oh man, I wish... I wish there was no secret. It was just Hannah Montana all the time. It would sure make life a whole lot easier.

Lilly Truscott: Eeeeeeeeeep!

Roxi: Now you have some more time to spend with your mannnnnn!
Miley Stewart: I have a mannnnnn?

Miley Stewart: [pretending to be Jackson] Girls. Cars. Nose hair.
[makes armpit farting noises]

Oliver Oken: Stop staring at me... I AM NOT AN ANIMAL!

Jackson Stewart: Wait... I have money...