Mrs. Pananides: I have a friend in the Coast Guard, all I have to do is call...
Daniels: How close a friend?
Mrs. Pananides: Closer than his wife would like.

Sergent Meyer: Sir, my pilot is taking a leak.
Col. Sam Daniels: A leak? No shit!

General McClintock: With all due respect, Colonel Daniels, if you do not follow us to Travis Air Force Base, I will blow you out of the sky.
Daniels: General, with all due respect, fuck you, sir.

Colonel Sam Daniels: We are fugitives of the law. Idiocy is our only option.

Major Schuler: [to Daniels] Allow me, sir. [to Salt] Major!
Major Salt: Yes... Major?

Colonel Sam Daniels: Thank you, Mrs. - what was her name again?
Major Salt: Pananides!