Sarah Davis: [about the turtle] Can you call it Hippo?
Henry Davis: Why do you call everything Hippo?
Sarah Davis: Because I can spell it!

Sarah Davis: It smells like mommy in here.

Landlord: I am only available between eight thirty and nine in the morning because I have a life.

Fashion Show Security: [speaking into headset] Model down! I repeat: we have a model down!

Helen Harris: Audrey other people have to use the bathroom.
Henry Davis: [sarcastically] Fire, fire.

Jenny Portman: [as she examines the new apartment] I bet this is lead paint. Kids, no chewing on the window sills!
Helen Harris: Yeah, stick to the table legs like I taught you.

Helen Harris: A hippo is a Lutheran.

Mickey Massey: She gets a ham!

Mickey Massey: [over the PA system after Helen hijacks his car] Helen, I think you misunderstood!

Helen Harris: See you at Vespers.
Pastor Dan Parker: Do you know what Vespers is?
Helen Harris: Some kind of scooter?
Pastor Dan Parker: Close enough.

Sarah Davis: Does my nose boogie look green?
Dominique: Yes, sort of Prada green, not their best collection. Put it away now.

Nilma Prasad: [Nilma swings a bat at the teenagers partying] Baggy pants little diaper boy. Get out of here!

[first lines]
Club Doorman: What we got here; 1,2,3,4 - 4 beautiful ladies. Come on. Cesar let them in. Nice. Not you, too random.

Helen Harris: ...Father.
Pastor Dan Parker: Pastor.
Helen Harris: ...Father Pastor.
Pastor Dan Parker: Pastor Parker.