Al Torres: It must be weird, not having anybody cum on you.

Cristal Connors: I like nice tits. I always have, how about you?
Nomi Malone: I like having nice tits.

Tony Moss: You got something wrong with your nipples?

Gay Carpenter: What do you want?
Nomi Malone: Um, burger, fries, and a soda.
Gay Carpenter: Get her some brown rice, vegetables, and a bottle of Evian.

Nomi Malone: Fucker! Fuck off!

Reporter: Ms. Malone how did you feel about the show tonight?
Nomi Malone: I just hope that I can be as good as the show.

[Repeated Line]
Cristal Connors: Hey Darlin.

Molly Abrams: My right hand is so tight I can barely thread a needle!
Nomi Malone: Then use the left one!
Molly Abrams: For threading a needle?

Cristal Connors: Your friend has nice nails.
Molly Abrams: She does them herself.
Cristal Connors: Maybe she can do mine sometime.

Molly Abrams: Where are you from?
Nomi Malone: Back East.
Molly Abrams: From where back East?
Nomi Malone: Different places!

Al Torres: If you want to last longer than a week, you give me a blow-job. First I get you used to the money, then I make you swallow.
Penny/Hope: Is he serious?

Zack Carey: I got an MBA for this?

Henrietta Bazoom: She looks better than a ten-inch dick and you know it!

Henrietta Bazoom: She misses us like that lump on my twat I had taken off last week.

Nomi Malone: I like your songs.
Andrew Carver: Thank you. You know, um, I like your ass. Call me.

Goddess Dancer: You want a knuckle sandwich?
Felix: Oh, can I have mine anally, please?

Nomi Malone: You need more pink.
Penny/Hope: Oh, thanks, Heather.

Gay Carpenter: Wait, you need more orange!

Andrew Carver: Black pussy!

[first lines]
Jeff: Hop in, pard!
Nomi Malone: Where are you going?
Jeff: Vegas! Come on! This is your lucky day!