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		<description>HollywoodUpClose.com - Celebrity Videos, Celebrity Gossip, Sexy Movies, Hollywood News and More</description>
		<copyright>Copyright 2008 HollywoodUpClose.com</copyright>
		<pubDate>Fri, 16 May 2008 10:31:10 PDT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[New Old Kids on the Block]]></title>
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			<pubDate>Fri, 16 May 2008 10:31:10 PDT</pubDate>
			<description><![CDATA[<a href='http://blog.hollywoodupclose.com/?attachment_id=1092' rel='attachment wp-att-1092' title='New Kids New Look'><img src='http://blogadmin.hollywoodupclose.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/newkids12.jpg' alt='New Kids New Look' /></a>

Yup.  The New Kids are back.  It's weird both because they are old and because I kinda like it.

Plus, it's summer.  If we don't get our boy band fix, what will we do?

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			<title><![CDATA[Moby Wants Britney]]></title>
			<link>http://www.hollywoodupclose.com/blog/2008/04/moby-wants-britney/</link>
			<pubDate>Thu, 10 Apr 2008 13:27:12 PDT</pubDate>
			<description><![CDATA[<a href="http://blog.hollywoodupclose.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/huc-moby-wants-britney-spea.jpg" title="Moby wants to Marry Britney Spears?"><img src="http://blog.hollywoodupclose.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/huc-moby-wants-britney-spea.jpg" alt="Moby wants to Marry Britney Spears?" /></a>
<blockquote>"<a href="http://www.hollywoodupclose.com/search-britney%20spears"><strong>Britney</strong></a> is like this Tennessee Williams tragic figure.  The fatter she gets, the weirder she gets, the more I love her.  I found her moderately appealing in the late 90s, but now I would marry her in a heartbeat."</blockquote>
Says <a href="http://www.hollywoodupclose.com/celebrity-Moby"><strong>Moby</strong></a>, in a recent issue <a href="http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showbiz/music/article1020802.ece" target="_blank"><em>The Sun</em></a> of his unlikely (but somehow, likely) crush.

<strong>Tennessee Williams</strong>, by the way, was a gay twentieth century playwright from the American south who had an abusive father, a controlling mother, and a schizophrenic sister.  Tennessee suffered from temporary paralysis, self-loathing, alcoholism, amphetamine addiction, and died randomly by choking on an eyedrop bottlecap.

So basically, he was a pretty lucky guy.

I can totally see where Moby was going with his comparison... Southern roots/"country", check.  Controlling mother, check. Amphetamine addiction, check.  Hates himself, check.  Family history of mental illness, check.  Gay tendencies, check.  Alcoholism, hmm...

<a href="http://blog.hollywoodupclose.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/huc-britney-spears-alcoholi.jpg" title="Britney Spears alcoholic"><img src="http://blog.hollywoodupclose.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/huc-britney-spears-alcoholi.jpg" alt="Britney Spears alcoholic" /></a>

Check.

Moby does have a point - Brit Brit certainly has more complexity than anyone woulda given her credit for back in the "<strong><a href="http://video.hollywoodupclose.com/video/music/Baby_One_More_Time_Britney_Spears/">Baby one more Time</a></strong>" days!

But is he infatuated enough to help the popwreck resuscitate her career and life??]]></description>
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			<title><![CDATA[Woody Harrelson is Making This Way too Easy for Us]]></title>
			<link>http://www.hollywoodupclose.com/blog/2008/04/woody-harrelson-is-making-this-way-too-easy-for-us/</link>
			<pubDate>Wed, 09 Apr 2008 12:29:02 PDT</pubDate>
			<description><![CDATA[<a href="http://blog.hollywoodupclose.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/huc-woody-harrelson-nude-wo.jpg" title="Woody Harrelson Nude"><img src="http://blog.hollywoodupclose.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/huc-woody-harrelson-nude-wo.jpg" alt="Woody Harrelson Nude" /></a>

<a href="http://www.hollywoodupclose.com/search-woody%20harrelson"><strong>Woody Harrelson</strong></a> showed off his birthday suit this weekend during <a href="http://www.hollywoodupclose.com/news/movie/story/harrelson_wilsons_nude_swimming_trip/">an ocean dip</a> (with buddy <a href="http://www.hollywoodupclose.com/search-owen%20wilson"><strong>Owen Wilson</strong></a>) followed by an afternoon workout around his Miami, Florida home.

All this, completely naked!

Owen, who's in Miami for a flick with co-star <a href="http://www.hollywoodupclose.com/search-jennifer%20aniston"><strong>Jen Aniston</strong></a>, opted for a more private display of his assets, but didn't seem to mind his companions nudity.

<a href="http://blog.hollywoodupclose.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/huc-owen-wilson-woody-harre.jpg" title="Owen Wilson and Woody Harrelson go for ocean dip"><img src="http://blog.hollywoodupclose.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/huc-owen-wilson-woody-harre.jpg" alt="Owen Wilson and Woody Harrelson go for ocean dip" /></a>

As unusual as it is for <em>anyone </em>to parade around their oceanfront property naked, you'd think a celebrity would be especially cautious about it.  But not Woody!

<a href="http://blog.hollywoodupclose.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/huc-woody-harrelson-workout.jpg" title="Woody Harrelson’s Nude Workout"><img src="http://blog.hollywoodupclose.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/huc-woody-harrelson-workout.jpg" alt="Woody Harrelson’s Nude Workout" /></a>]]></description>
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			<title><![CDATA[Not Breaking Up (Yet)]]></title>
			<link>http://www.hollywoodupclose.com/blog/2008/04/not-breaking-up-yet/</link>
			<pubDate>Tue, 08 Apr 2008 16:14:26 PDT</pubDate>
			<description><![CDATA[ <a href="http://blog.hollywoodupclose.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/huc-vanessa-nick.jpg" title="Vanessa Minnillo and Nick Lachey Breaking Up?"><img src="http://blog.hollywoodupclose.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/huc-vanessa-nick.jpg" alt="Vanessa Minnillo and Nick Lachey Breaking Up?" /></a>

<a href="http://www.hollywoodupclose.com/search-nick%20lachey"><strong>Nick Lachey</strong></a> and <a href="http://www.hollywoodupclose.com/search-vanessa%20minnillo"><strong>Vanessa Minnillo</strong></a> are not done being D-listers together, according to Nick's publicist, who is calling the break-up rumors "not true".

The rocky relationship talk stems from a <em><a href="http://www.nationalenquirer.com/">National Enquirer</a> </em>report that Nick and Vanessa squabbled in "what appeared to be an argument" and then "sat in stone silence" while dining out in L.A. last month.  As they were leaving, Vanessa was apparently "in tears" and Nick was tensely "gripping the steering wheel of the car."

According to a friend of the couple, though, this was all a misunderstanding.  The source tells <a href="http://www.usmagazine.com/vanessa-minnillo-and-nick-lachey-not-breaking-up" target="_blank"><em>Us Magazine</em></a>:
<blockquote>"They are 100 percent together and fine and in love.  Nick and Vanessa did go to dinner that night but there was no fight.  When they got in the car, Vanessa looked annoyed in pictures because she was fixing her eyelash!"</blockquote>
<a href="http://blog.hollywoodupclose.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/huc-vanessa-minnillo-eyelas.jpg" title="Vanessa Minnillo: Crying or picking her eyelash?"><img src="http://blog.hollywoodupclose.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/huc-vanessa-minnillo-eyelas.jpg" alt="Vanessa Minnillo: Crying or picking her eyelash?" /></a>

Looking at the pictures from the night, this could actually be true.

But it's so much more fun to assume they are going to split, isn't it?!]]></description>
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			<title><![CDATA[Fergalicious is Seriously Aerobalicious ]]></title>
			<link>http://www.hollywoodupclose.com/blog/2008/04/fergalicious-seriously-aerobalicious/</link>
			<pubDate>Mon, 07 Apr 2008 18:58:30 PDT</pubDate>
			<description><![CDATA[<a href="http://blog.hollywoodupclose.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/huc-fergie-flip-idolgivesba.jpg" title="Fergie performing during “Idol Gives Back” taping"><img src="http://blog.hollywoodupclose.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/huc-fergie-flip-idolgivesba.jpg" alt="Fergie performing during “Idol Gives Back” taping" /></a>

Yes, that's actually <strong><a href="http://www.hollywoodupclose.com/celebrity-Fergie">Fergie</a></strong> and yes, she's actually doing a one-arm handstand.  While singing into her microphone.  Yup.

Fergalicious showed off her aerobic side for an "<a href="http://www.americanidol.com/idolgivesback/" target="_blank">Idol Gives Back</a>" performance yesterday at the Kodak theater. Her performance included duets with a few other peeps, including <a href="http://www.hollywoodupclose.com/celebrity-Ann%20Wilson%20__501576"><strong>Ann Wilson</strong></a> and <a href="http://www.hollywoodupclose.com/search-john%20legend"><strong>John Legend</strong></a>.

Just imagine what this fitness diva could do to all those people who call her a <a href="http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php/Butterface" target="_blank">butterface</a>. Not to mention that her booty looks like this:

<a href="http://blog.hollywoodupclose.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/huc-fergies-butt.jpg" title="Fergie’s ass"><img src="http://blog.hollywoodupclose.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/huc-fergies-butt.jpg" alt="Fergie’s ass" /></a>

The <em>Idol </em>special will air Wednesday on Fox if you wanna check out Fergie Ferg's full aerobic act...]]></description>
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